Join ICE by Jesse Welles

They're in need of you needing to feel like a man.

Listen to Jesse Welles tell us all about the benefits of Joining Ice:

Here are the lyrics:

Well, if you're looking for purpose in

the current circus, if you're seeking

respect and attention, if you're in need

of a gig that'll help you feel big, come

with me. Put some folks in detention.

Just last week was kind of rough. I put

a kid in cuffs and zip tied a woman to a

van. We can sneak around town hunting

working folks down. I hear they get a

great benefit plan. Join ICE. Boy, ain't

it nice? Join ICE. Take my advice. If

you're lacking control and authority,

come with me and hunt down minorities.

Join ICE.

Well, I failed the academy. The cops

weren't having me. The army didn't sound

that fun, so I found me a paramililitary

operation that was keen to hand me a

gun. See, I got picked on in school. I

never felt that cool. There's a hole in

my soul that just rages. All the women

turned me down. They told me I was a

clown. Well, won't you look at me now?

I'm putting folks in cages at ICE. They

got great hours. Join ICE for respect

and power. They got a sign on bonus of

50 grand. They're in need of you needing

to feel like a man. Join ICE.

Join ICE.

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